Poem: THERE’S ONLY ONE GOD AND YOU’RE NOT IT

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December 30, 2010

All the peoples of all the world degrade one other’s gods but Jews first think your gods do not exist.

            An ordinary man, 
     I go with the gods who

bring me but as the Babylonians drag around Yahweh

                        I call all concerned to say

we’re going in an entirely different direction, all other gods nothing. And it’s done! You find tons of

ancient Israeli idols until exile, then nearly none. Yahweh marks Israelites

       from Canaanites when Israel’s
     Canaan.
 We’re the un-Canaanites,

mighty, mighty non-Canaanites

and not the Canaanites bleeding other Canaanites for the dough to buy Egyptian protection to bleed Canaanites

      for more protection as un-

Canaanites take to hills and caves, wiping out Canaan slowly, though sometimes violently, from within,

                                          part of the larger collapses of
                         the Mesopotamian ‘n Egyptian empires
             bookending Canaan. Canaan’s almost by definition backwater
         and the ecological kaleidoscope

    between what’s wilderness and settled
naturally selects conditions

for a new egalitarian land reforming ethnic identity.

How sudden’s the swing to Israel? One or two hundred years. Check

   archaeological evidence
     like palace burn marks
      and chopped
        monuments, hinting

           violent overthrow
             in Hazor, more
              gradual
                power shifts elsewhere.

                   Are you sure Israel
                     goes that far back?
                      Some doubt it,
                        but it’s hard to ignore

                          Egyptian 
                           references to
                            Israelites and Canaan to Israel
                             continuity in pottery that’s less

                               fancy but made the same—a big
                            collective fingerprint—and yet
                small pillar-courtyard interconnected 
            homes linking extended families,

         dearth of palaces, and open agricultural planning, show
       Canaan 
      like
     Jacob

  Israel.
Israelite gods

Canaanite except

the irresistibly populist Yahweh. The guy walks in our courtyard—

 El’s intimate identity—
god qua god,

Yahweh is the god, the twin gods peak but he’s the man,

stern yet bubbly, a bit psycho, warm, egalitarian, not about fertility as much as his god pals and concubine—so you need the others.

Still, Yahweh’s for guerrilla, misfit, and dreg,

a new take on god Yahu from Midian, where Moses meets Him and He goes,

“I met Israelites before but they thought I was someone else.” How awkward. If the exodus couldn’t have happened,

 it’s still the oldest, most stirring
Hebrew tale, oddly nailing

where they contact Yahweh

cuz that matters more than what might have happened to brave Canaanite slaves, a story you recall cuz easy to forget.

 Liberation’s unnatural
  so you need soppy miracles.
   Proto-Jews are incredibly serious—funny even—
    about how they treat one another

      but also terrified to be an other—
       you come from the other
        and could slip back. Classless
         agrarian utopia morphs to
          monarchy, though King David’s self-made

            and the critics who make you feel like crap
             about the direction the country is going
              still get enshrined
               in an oddly secular culture—

                 ancient Hebrew having no word for “religion”—
                so what is
               we sway on Yahweh’s sword-
              tip major to minor

            ev’ry time we say goodbye
           there’s such an air of gore
          you
        doven through it—Hebrew
       from the Egyptian “cross”

     or “across”
    as in Abraham
   going through
  Canaan from Mesopotamia to Egypt ‘n back to Canaan—

 a terminal backwater—
a little like the 2 “cameras” (Mesopotamia and Egypt)

bleeding together on the screen to form 3D— that little slit on the crease of the two projections—

what Hitchcock discovers in the incredible 3D- version of Dial M for Murder is that the slimmest everyday items— a key, for instance— are most likely to reach your face.

 Hebrews swing across
  the universe since
   you can’t erase it,
    setting up

      synagogue scales absolutely
       insecure in major
        or minor.
         On the one hand there’s the other

           hand. And what’s so Yahweh or the ha-way?
            Am I ever
             monotheist? Hell, I like other gods.
              I know God does.

                So what’s with the Book
                 of Judges going “all the
                  gods of all peoples
                   of all the nations are NOTHING”?

                    Plato might
                     pick up on this gizmo
                      pulling the rug on the obvious,
                       giving reason the place of Yahweh over

                         divine family romance & poetry.
                          Later, Greek Jews like Philo
                           of Alexandria translate
                            iconoclasm and monotheism

                              onto
                               one
                                operational
                                 plane or platform or ground

                               softening
                                monotheism,
                                 opening it
                                  a little,

                                    inviting
                                     you in

and centuries and centuries later—now— we want everyone

monotheist so we know they play in our world. If you worship many gods

    slobs think you’re a snob,
     snobs think you’re a slob
      so the Japanese, for instance,
       partly to avoid

         looking like children, after
          Admiral Perry,
           prop their emperor to
            hide their gods.

              You’re okay as long
               as you believe in one
                god and since
                 there’s only one god

                  it has to be the same
                   God—NOT—but that’s
                    okay with God who
                     is also other gods.

                      Huh? God’s with us, not you—
                     he works through you,
                    Cyrus, to take us back to Jerusalem
                   proving Y---- great,

                 and that’s when we really toss our idols 
                ‘n go mono because like Captain and Tennille only
               one god will keep us together and
              buzz in belief already has.  

            In exile, circumcision becomes big.
           People around us aren’t
          circumcised and you have to stay Jewish—
         a very creative

       move since Yahweh’s somehow
      able 
     to move from land and temple to text.
    Good luck, Yahweh. I love your new home.



 The figure in the text orients us
like Japan opening to the west

reordering itself around the emperor ‘n making him God to show

a face of unified strength to the outside world. They go along to get along. Believing in many gods is okay among themselves but infantile to the West.

 The Japanese aren’t monotheist
  and neither are we, handy as it is.
   One god sweeps the others
    in a dustpan and walks away deist-style

      so we’re all cool
       ‘n study what he left.
        Computers hang on
         God’s trickster

            track connecting all computable operations.
             Another god can’t come out of nowhere.
              The culty Enigma code
              changes

                every day, but each day monotheism
                 reasserts itself and
                  wins World War II.
                   Monotheism

                     everything
                      not only itself,
                       it’s nice to be a monotheist—
                        one god, one people, one person—

                          but God has no friends,
                           it’s boring without
                            figure-ground excitement
                             sustaining on and off again oneness, i.e.,

                               Jewish
                                culture,
                                 the pivot every 
                                  Westerner

                                     has to make
                                      to the accident-in-reverse
                                       we come from—
                                        the Midian of Deuteronomy—

                                          giving up on teenage
                                           drama for Shakespearian
                                            soliloquy. Who are you talkin’?
                                             Even

                                               Jews go back
                                                cuz they left
                                                 something.
                                                  Like Odysseus,

                                                    Moses returns
                                                     not as Moses
                                                      but many Moseses,
                                                      Moses descending a staircase.

Berlin goes through Jerusalem—Irving Berlin that is cuz what cantors like Berlin’s and Harold Arlen’s dads sing really does go way back back back to ancient Israel.

 “In his constant shifting from major to minor keys”
  Cole Porter “consciously wrote Jewish melodies (191),”
   says Jack Gottlieb in his Smithstonian book.
    Richard Rodgers and Yip Harburg are surprisingly

     intent on Porter admitting his Jewish debt
      though Porter makes no secret Irving Berlin’s his man—
     Berlin writes words and music too. Rodgers writes music
    so Jerome Kern’s his avatar.

  Berlin looks up to George M. Cohan so
 it’s not ALL about being Jewish—
No! Cohan’s not Jewish of course

though a friend thought he was

so I had to look it up and his wife was partly Jewish, but I never say it is about being Jewish, just hard to avoid and

radical as in a root of much
 culture, art, and poetry.
  Yahweh’s the top,
   but I’m a flop of

    infinite grammatical equivalences,
     and Rodgers
      feels Porter
       hides too much,

         singling out “Night and Day,”
          “Begin the Beguine,” “Love for Sale,”
           “I Love Paris,” and “My Heart Belongs to Daddy”
           as Porter’s greatest and most Jewish pieces.

             Harburg and Rodgers report what Cole tells them
              to prove how consciously Cole adapts
              Yiddish and East European
               synagogue tonal shifts and syncopations.

                 Porter says he needs to base his
                  music on that music
                   to write his version of this fine
                    and elegant

                      new American music.
                       I don’t know anything about music
                        but feel God’s favorite poetry
                         is fine and elegant, and

                           before it ever occurs to me
                            Jerome Kern might
                             be Jewish
                              I can’t get over

                                how songs don’t
                                 sound like songs
                                  before him, but
                                   the divide’s Berlin’s

                                     1911’s “Alexander’s Ragtime Band,” "the first
                                       real American musical work,” raves George
                                        Gershwin. Porter’s labeled the great non-Jewish American                
                                       songbook writer—but what about Johnny

                                     Mercer?—though he’s younger and collaborates
                                    so much with Arlen and other Jewish
                                   songwriters, but there are other brilliant
                                  non-Jewish twenties and thirties

                                songwriters such as Ellington
                               and a plethora of other African Americans,
                              yet I hear what riles Rodgers and Harburg.
                             Not only does Jewish culture influence popular music,
                            it makes it what it is, a jazzier
                           take on the pogo,
                          dovening

                        as you glide.
                       It might be a one-god world
                      but Jewish culture’s always shifting
                     from minor to major to

                   minor to major
                  before you can crack the code of wherever the hell you are.
                 When the 19th century empire of poetic form
                disintegrates,

              poets emigrate to Whitman—
             Irving Berlin and Cole Porter in one—
            or really Whitman is Moses—
           as important as it is

         to Freud that Moses be Egyptian not
        Jewish since Freudian Moses needs
       a good murdering
      to be mourned, celebrated, eaten,

    and postdated in
   new Jewish ways.
  Before the temple burns,
 the ten commandments

are found miraculously in temple archives making Josiah cry at what a bad ass

Moses—Deuteronomy Moses—is. He knows way back many strange gods will fuck us, says Josiah and when the temple smokes

    Moses is reborn.
     Similarly, poets Whitman
      inspires right
       off don’t carry Whitman to us.

         His greatest influence is indirect.
          He needs to be ignored before permeating
           poetry.
            Through Whitman

               biblical forms spread—
                just talking, or anyway talking
                 in Yahweh’s most intimate
                  public address,

                    exquisitely makeshift
                     grammatically parallel improv,
                      syncopated logos
                       pulling

                         rabbis out of the text,
                          neurotically close-
                           to-the-vest
                            redistributions of relaxed

                              poetic emphases—
                               hallmarks of
                                how Jews succeed in modern poetry
                                 without even being there.

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